tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4363878276809005877.post7503777260264862728..comments2023-03-30T08:27:56.222-07:00Comments on Now THAT'S An Improvement!: Maybe You Should Try Eating Oatmeal.Kathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02879836857789931937noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4363878276809005877.post-18036849584842355882011-10-16T16:07:34.923-07:002011-10-16T16:07:34.923-07:002nd Ave Strut- okay, the funniest part about that ...2nd Ave Strut- okay, the funniest part about that is,on those mornings when I'm going to work and I think I look good, I walk down 2nd Ave to the coffee place so I can check myself out in the big windows. Serious as a heart attack. I'm that completely vain.Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02879836857789931937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4363878276809005877.post-43975400995097338192011-10-16T15:57:59.603-07:002011-10-16T15:57:59.603-07:00let's see the first time i saw ya was 2005, I ...let's see the first time i saw ya was 2005, I was like whoa - "the girl can't help it". You were doing that 2nd ave. strut - enough said. The first time I saw you face-to-face, of course my hands started sweating and was certain that someone cranked up the heater to HOTNESS. (wow that was cheesy, oh well) You will always have it, no matter what the tag says. Just don't go all skinny-bitch-crazy on us, or I will sign you up for Cake-of-the-Month Club.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4363878276809005877.post-7535409599793622282011-10-16T15:55:39.342-07:002011-10-16T15:55:39.342-07:00Oh, come on. That "fatgate" thing is hi...Oh, come on. That "fatgate" thing is hilarious. I can just imagine that ex of yours--that festering boil on the ass of all humanity--telling you that you need to improve yourself to be more attractive for him. What did he do to make himself more attractive to you. Did he spend a portion of his social security check on new tennis balls to jazz up his walker? <br /><br />You're beautiful. The fact that you could even think otherwise, is ridiculous. So yes, I laugh. I laugh because a siren sex goddess questions her infinite beauty. I laugh because Methuselah thought himself in a place to comment on the attractiveness of someone so far out of his league. I laugh because your self-talk is an amusement unto itself. "Well, it was a good angle, good thing he can't see my ass." <br /><br />Even DH cracked up at that line. Yes, I read your blog out loud to my husband. He finds your writing most comical, as well. If you don't want people to laugh, don't be so damn funny. Love you, girl. You beautiful, awesome, NARROW girl. HAHAHAHA "fatgate..." That is gold, baby. Pure gold.EvieMaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02272047332241744856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4363878276809005877.post-28899681610988397502011-10-16T14:47:19.021-07:002011-10-16T14:47:19.021-07:00Tina pours her heart out - Evie laughs - Tina eats...Tina pours her heart out - Evie laughs - Tina eats a cheesecake.Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02879836857789931937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4363878276809005877.post-84972683365605729552011-10-16T12:10:25.375-07:002011-10-16T12:10:25.375-07:00You make me laugh, Tina. Laugh and laugh and laug...You make me laugh, Tina. Laugh and laugh and laugh.EvieMaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02272047332241744856noreply@blogger.com