So, This Guy (from now on to be known as "TG") and I are spending tomorrow afternoon together. There's no school tomorrow, so The Boy and The Oldest Son are home all day. As luck would have it, I'd already arranged for The Boy to hang around with this friend tomorrow afternoon. That just leaves The Oldest Son. Here's how it went down:
(Scene: Living Room of the Siren Sex Goddess)
SSG: So, Son, when you drop The Boy off at his friend's house tomorrow, make yourself scarce for a few hours.
SON: Why?
SSG: Because I have a lunch date, and we'll probably come back here afterwards.
SON: (folding arms over chest) Who is he?
SSG: Nobody you know.
SON: (arching eyebrow) why can't I be here?
SSG: Because it would be nice to have some privacy so we can talk and get to know each other, without you sitting there STARING at us all the time. Maybe you could use that time to, oh, FIND A JOB.
SON: (arms still crossed) So, who is he?
SSG: NOBODY YOU HAVE EVER MET IN YOUR LIFE.
SON: So, why can't I be here?
SSG: (stomping off into kitchen) GAHHHH!
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Yes, such is my life.
HAHAHAHAHA! I love that your son has moved back in. He is great entertainment!
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