Wuh-oh.
I went into my Kindle to copy today's assignment, and Mr. Kindle informed me that the book cannot be opened and I need to "re-download" it.
This is not a good thing. You can't "re-download" without "re-paying", and since we are wrapping this little shindig up, I don't want to do that. So we are going to consider days 28, 29 and 30 as "hang on for dear life" days. I bet Sarah would be okay with that.
Speaking of "hang on for dear life, " today I kinda let go. Yes, I did the unthinkable. I ate a french dip. With beef. Real beef. From a cow. Allow me to explain.
So, I had this big weekend planned. I was meeting someone in Spokane for a date; we've been talking it for the past several days, and I was really looking forward to it. Really really really. I mean REALLY. Seriously, this guy is like a Meg Ryan movie-all the right words at all the right times. We will call him "HF". HF texts me today, and guess what - he has a work conflict, so we are a no-go for probably 2 more weeks.
That put me in an immediate horrific mood...do I cry, or throw up, or both?...and it was right before lunch...and I was starving. I grabbed The Boy at lunch time and out the door we went to the local cafe'. I gave the menu a cursory, pissed-off glance....salad??? After my morning??? No. No. No.
I felt only the slightest twinge of guilt, and consoled myself with the knowledge that it was my very first slip up and we are almost done. After lunch, I jumped back on the wagon and had vegan pasta for dinner. So there.
Tomorrow is another day. Don't judge me. The cow was already dead.
I will spare you the details of the effect a french dip has on one's body, when one has been eating no animal products for a few weeks - use your imagination, and you'll probably be right. What a GREAT day!
A brief moment to give a shout-out to Cee Lamb, for his completely hysterical e-mail last night, in which he put an entire Freudian twist on our little project. My face actually hurt from laughing over it. I'm going to re-read it tonight, because frankly, I'm still bummed about my weekend falling through.
I'm sorry your date had to reschedule. I hope you and the boy can find some fun things to do this weekend to make up for it.
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope you feel better soon. A french dip? Was Craig right after all?
Dear Dog,Ev- don't ever, ever, EVER tell Craig he is right about anything!!! It's like feeding a gremlin after midnight!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! ...feeding a gremlin after midnight... Where do you come up with this stuff?
ReplyDeleteI LOVED gremlins!! But wait--- wouldn't they be considered "NON-VEGAN"???
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